we, as a society, need to move past the idea that you can’t love both cats and dogs,
we, as a society, need to move past the idea that you can’t love both cats and dogs,
“That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.”
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read that, again.
things I need to beat into my brain
(via nicotinas)
@ God please send me a hot boy who ain’t gonna fuck shit up in my heart or brain but is also down with my chill lifestyle and blesses my ego by telling me daily my ass looks good amen
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
“Stress is caused by giving a fuck. So don’t stress.”
— Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)
my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them